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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe listening to loud music was David Cameron who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..


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