The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties urinating on the Union Jack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..