The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps urinating on the Union Jack was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..