The Mail has learned that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are responsible for eating babies.

Has the world gone mad? Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are eating babies with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Paul Dacre, who said "the lady’s not for turning"