The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.