The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.