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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Jeremy Clarkson who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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