With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Corbynites have been assisting asylum seekers?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Corbynites - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Assisting asylum seekers must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Corbynites.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Corbynites, Some bloke in the pub said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".