I’m not racist but surely allowing asylum seekers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Selling heroin to the unions is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that asylum seekers aren’t selling heroin to the unions in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.