The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge terrorising innocent investment bankers was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..