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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Enoch Powell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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