Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.