I’m not racist but surely allowing young single mothers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Burning policemen at the stake is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young single mothers aren’t burning policemen at the stake in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.