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Jeremy Clarkson has today said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jeremy Clarkson’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in assisting asylum seekers on an ever more frequent basis.

Jeremy Clarkson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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