I’m not racist but surely allowing insane Brussels bureaucrats to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Listening to loud music is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that insane Brussels bureaucrats aren’t listening to loud music in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Margaret Thatcher agrees with me, saying today, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.