Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow hoodies such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but hoodies have this week been revealed as terrorising innocent investment bankers.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps hoodies would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Theresa May who this week said, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that terrorising innocent investment bankers is acceptable behaviour.