The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Conservative head office who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..