The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.