The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.