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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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