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I’m not racist but surely allowing Eastern European terror gangs to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Eastern European terror gangs aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. George Osborne agrees with me, saying today, "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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