The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to the poor terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.