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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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