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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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