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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The Pope who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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