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The Mail has learned that migrants are responsible for assisting asylum seekers.

Has the world gone mad? Migrants are assisting asylum seekers with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, who said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."


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