Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been causing cancer the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Nick Clegg said of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.