The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Beyonce who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..