The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The Queen who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..