The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..