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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was John Major who today said Ban this sick filth.


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