The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said arbeit macht frei.