Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now destabilising the British way of life. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police revealed that Corbynites have been destabilising the British way of life with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Corbynites.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police went on to say.


The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police concluded, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".