I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.