The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..