The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Boris Johnson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..