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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said arbeit macht frei.


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