The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace selling heroin to the unions was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..