The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that welcoming foreigners is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.