The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans injecting crack into primary school children was Theresa May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..