I’m not racist but surely allowing bleeding heart liberals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that bleeding heart liberals aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.