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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was David Cameron who today said kill the commie swine.


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