The Mail has learned that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are responsible for being foreign and suspicious looking.

Has the world gone mad? Teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are being foreign and suspicious looking with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, who said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!"