Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of immigrating has been perpetrated by anarchist leaders "the elders".

The Mail can reveal that anarchist leaders "the elders" are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

The English People said of the anarchist leaders "the elders", "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".