The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Pope who today said I like sponge.