The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Beyonce, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..