The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses injecting crack into primary school children was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said the day of the yob is upon us.