Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. French unions have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells says, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for French unions. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.