Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A hardworking family has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun: The True Face Of Evil", A hardworking family says, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for anarchists calling themselves the Wombles. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.