The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was James May who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..